I dreamed about Chuck Norris... Will I be alright?
-Anonymous
Dear Anonymous,
-Anonymous
Dear Anonymous,
We first wish to express our pleasure for the opportunity to answer your question by drawing from the vast stores of Rasputin's knowledge database. To answer your question, the significance of the appearance of Mr. C. Norris in your dream depends on a number of factors.
First, his actions within the dream must be considered. For your interpretive convenience, we offer several possibilities below:
1. Chuck Norris was fighting some creature much larger than himself. This is a sign of protective power to be extended over you during a time that would otherwise be very threatening.
2. Chuck Norris was punching a woman. Although this occurs commonly in reality, this dream carries neither symbolic importance nor predictive power.
3. Chuck Norris was searching for you. If you had this dream, you likely awoke before he found you. This is an ill omen, and you are advised to take extreme precaution in all future undertakings.
4. Chuck Norris was juggling. You are fortunate indeed if you have dreamed such a dream, as it carries with it significance in the form of counsel relevant to your life. Thing over the other occurrences of the dream, for it is very likely that some aspect of the night vision is paternal advice which, if followed, will allow you to live a more fulfilling life. This dream is likely to occur, so be sure to register the dream in a journal shortly after awakening for careful analysis throughout the day.
Next, you must consider the night in which you had this dream. Dreams on full moons and weekends have the inverse interpretations of those previously mentioned.
Finally, consider how you felt when you awoke. If you were extremely scared or jubilant upon awaking, this amplifies the likelihood and significance of the aforementioned interpretations. If you were merely confused, then you should expect future dreams that will elucidate your experience further.
We are confident that, overall, you will indeed "be alright."
We sincerely hope that this information drawn from the wellsprings of Rasputin-based scholarship is of use to you. If you are still anxious or would like to ensure that these dreams never recur, consider fastening a photograph of Rasputin on the ceiling above your bed.
Best Wishes,
The Ask Rasputin Team
First, his actions within the dream must be considered. For your interpretive convenience, we offer several possibilities below:
1. Chuck Norris was fighting some creature much larger than himself. This is a sign of protective power to be extended over you during a time that would otherwise be very threatening.
2. Chuck Norris was punching a woman. Although this occurs commonly in reality, this dream carries neither symbolic importance nor predictive power.
3. Chuck Norris was searching for you. If you had this dream, you likely awoke before he found you. This is an ill omen, and you are advised to take extreme precaution in all future undertakings.
4. Chuck Norris was juggling. You are fortunate indeed if you have dreamed such a dream, as it carries with it significance in the form of counsel relevant to your life. Thing over the other occurrences of the dream, for it is very likely that some aspect of the night vision is paternal advice which, if followed, will allow you to live a more fulfilling life. This dream is likely to occur, so be sure to register the dream in a journal shortly after awakening for careful analysis throughout the day.
Next, you must consider the night in which you had this dream. Dreams on full moons and weekends have the inverse interpretations of those previously mentioned.
Finally, consider how you felt when you awoke. If you were extremely scared or jubilant upon awaking, this amplifies the likelihood and significance of the aforementioned interpretations. If you were merely confused, then you should expect future dreams that will elucidate your experience further.
We are confident that, overall, you will indeed "be alright."
We sincerely hope that this information drawn from the wellsprings of Rasputin-based scholarship is of use to you. If you are still anxious or would like to ensure that these dreams never recur, consider fastening a photograph of Rasputin on the ceiling above your bed.
Best Wishes,
The Ask Rasputin Team
I too have dreamt of prominent, violent figures. This explanation helps greatly. About placing a photo of Rasputin above my bed... would this not invite him (or I suppose, you) into my dreams?
ReplyDeleteThanks for all you do to enlighten us in these troubling times.
Hail Rasputin!!!
We are pleased that you are able to take advantage of this information. Regarding your question, a photograph of Rasputin placed above a bed soothes whomever should choose to sleep beneath it. Additionally, it serves as a talisman against the entry of threatening persons into the sleeper's dreams. Further, Rasputin may enter your dream if he chooses, but this should not be regarded as a cause for alarm because his somnial appearances are always benevolent and oftentimes revelatory in nature.
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